Joel
& Ethan Coen (2009)
Mrs Schrodinger:
“I don’t know what my husband’s done to the cat, it looks
half-dead.” (Old joke.)
Personally I
have sympathy with Mrs Schrodinger. Not to mention the cat-in-the-box.
Schrodinger’s thought experiment is a waste of time, and possibly a
waste of a cat. It doesn’t really tell you anything about quantum
physics. For that only mathematics will do.
In A Serious
Man a student of Prof Larry Gopnik, Clive, tells him that although he
might be rubbish at maths he does get the metaphors, Schrodinger’s Cat
and all that, so he should have passed the exam. Gopnik protests. You
can’t have physics without maths (as I discovered to my dismay halfway
through my O Levels).
But we can’t
escape metaphors, the stories we tell ourselves to make life a little
more bearable.
Joel and Ethan
Coen’s exploration of the mysteries of the everyday misfortune opens
with a Jewish parable. A peasant brings an acquaintance home for soup.
The peasant’s wife tells him the old man has been dead three years, so
this must be a dybbuk, a malevolent spirit.
She proves it
by stabbing him through the heart and the old man wanders off into the
snow, saying he knows when he’s not welcome.
Was it a
dybbuk? Was the old man alive or dead? Is he alive or dead now? It’s
Schrodinger’s cat. We’ve been there before. This isn’t about
quantum physics, it’s an epistemological question.
Which is why
Larry (Michael Stuhlbarg), despite being able to explain Heisenberg’s
Uncertainty Principle in a maze of equations, hasn’t a clue what’s
actually going on.
His wife
Judith (Sari Lennick) is leaving him for the decidedly unattractive Sy
Ableman (Fred Melamed). Someone trying to wreck his career, perhaps
Clive (David Kang), perhaps not. His life, generally, is unravelling. He
doesn’t know why. He hasn’t DONE anything.
Trying to get
some sort of handle on it all he goes to see the rabbi. Then another
rabbi, who tells him the story of the goy’s teeth, which only deepens
the mystery. Neither science nor religion are any help.
It’s an old
post-modernist theme. That it’s not possible to truly understand the
world and we can only cling to stories, like flimsy life-rafts in a
storm.
For the Coen
Brothers it’s great comedy material and they give it a typically
punchy screenplay. And it’s not entirely despairing, either.
Larry’s
brother Arthur (Richard Kind) is also a brilliant mathematician who has
produced his own probability theorem. It works. He gambles and he wins.
Only problem is gambling is illegal in this state.
Well, not the
only problem. Arthur is some way along the autistic spectrum and is
caught up in some sexual indiscretion. Also, he’s continually draining
a sebaceous cyst on the back of his neck.
But he has
grasped the power of probability. Quantum uncertainty only applies to
the unimaginably small. Well before you get up to the size of cats
probability has evened out the unpredictability into a world still
understood by Newtonian physics. So you know you can sit on that chair
without quantum randomness suddenly whipping it out from under you.
This may not
help Larry. The Coens have conducted their own thought experiment around
him. The narrative ends abruptly, leaving the important questions
unanswerable, building an impenetrable frame around him just as
Schrodinger boxed in his poor helpless cat.
November 24,
2009
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